News 📡 Highlights:

• Portable Toilet 🚽 on a Construction Site: A Reddit user recounted smoking cannabis 🥬 inside a portable toilet at a construction site with a friend, describing it as both the weirdest and grossest 💩 place they've smoked. Reddit

• Coachella 🎼 Valley Church in San Jose: Affiliated with the Ethiopian 🇪🇹 Zion Coptic Church, this establishment incorporates cannabis 🥦 into its religious practices, providing a spiritual ✝️ context for consumption. Wikipedia

• Emerald 🟩 Lounge in Connecticut: A mobile cannabis 🎋 lounge designed to provide a legal and comfortable space for individuals 🧚🏾‍♀️ to consume their own cannabis, offering a novel 📗 and social setting for users. CT Insider

Quick Read 🔖:

Hilarious 😬 Highs: From job interviews to PTA meetings 👥, cannabis enthusiasts share their most unexpected and awkward experiences of getting high in the least suitable locations 🎡.

Edibles Gone Wrong: Edibles 🍬, notorious for their delayed onset, often catch users 🙋🏼‍♂️ off guard.

Public Places 🏖: Navigating public spaces while high 😎 is no easy feat.

Formal Events 🕺 Fiascos: Weddings 👰🏼, funerals, and graduations become comedy stages 🎤 when unexpected highs hit at the most serious moments.

Confessions 🗣 and Laughter: Sharing these experiences fosters a sense of camaraderie among cannabis enthusiasts 👬, breaking down stigma through humor 😹.

Reader Confessions: Weirdest Places You’ve Ever Been High 🤪

We’ve all been there—or maybe not, but let’s just pretend 🎅🏽 for the sake of solidarity. You take a hit 🌿, thinking you’re in for a chill, low-key vibe, and then, suddenly, you’re high as a kite 🪁 in the most inappropriate place imaginable. Whether it was a simple misjudgment of potency 🌬️ or an edible that had the audacity to kick in hours later, these stories are a rite of passage for any cannabis enthusiast 🧙🏽‍♂️.

So, let’s get into it. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever been high? Was it at your boss’s wedding 💒? In the middle of a job interview 👔? At your kid’s parent-teacher conference 📚? If any of these hit a little too close to home, don’t worry—you're not alone. Today 🌅, we're diving into the most hilariously uncomfortable places people have been unexpectedly high, and we want your stories! ✏️

Accidental Highs: When Edibles Betray You 🍫

Ah, edibles. The sweet, deceiving little devils 🍰. They look innocent enough, but once they hit, they HIT 🚀. Unlike smoking, where the effects are almost instantaneous, edibles wait, biding their time ⏳, and then strike when you least expect it. This unpredictability has led to some truly outrageous scenarios 🚂.

Take Sarah 👩🏻‍🌾, for example. She thought she was nibbling on a harmless brownie at her friend’s housewarming party 🎈. Fast forward two hours, and she’s seated at her grandmother’s 80th birthday dinner 🎂, absolutely convinced that the family dog is giving her judgmental looks 🦮. The kicker? She had to give a heartfelt speech, which she delivered with the emotional range of an Oscar-winning actor 🎬—tears, laughter, the whole nine yards. The applause was deafening. The confusion? Even louder.

Lesson learned: Always ask before you snack 🍪. Or, at the very least, don’t schedule any public speaking engagements afterward.

Public Places 🎪: The Ultimate Test of Composure

There’s nothing quite like realizing you’re high 🔼 in a place where absolutely no one else is. Airports are notorious for this. The combination of anxiety, crowds, and TSA agents who seem to have laser vision 🔍 can make for a nerve-wracking experience.

Take Mark’s 👴🏿 story, for instance. He had a harmless gummy bear (or two... maybe three 🧸) before his flight, thinking it would calm his nerves. By the time he made it to the security line, he was convinced he was in a live-action version of Tetris 🕹, with people being the blocks and himself the player who couldn’t quite figure out where to stand. He made it through security 🚨, but not before asking the TSA agent if his aura looked “too intense” today. Spoiler: It did.

Another honorable mention goes to Lisa 👩🏽, who accidentally vaped before her Zoom meeting 🖥️, thinking it was her regular nicotine pen. Cue 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes of her trying to figure out how to “unmute her thoughts” and asking her boss if PowerPoint slides 🔳 are “supposed to breathe.”

The moral of the story? Double-check your devices, folks. It’s all fun and games 🎰 until you’re asking your coworkers existential questions about spreadsheets 📈.

Formal Events 👨🏻‍⚖️: Classy Places, Not-So-Classy Situations

If you’ve ever been high at a wedding, funeral ☠️, or graduation ceremony, you deserve a medal 🏅. There’s no higher level of difficulty than trying to maintain decorum while battling a serious case of the giggles 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Imagine 💭 this: John’s cousin’s wedding. He misjudged the timing of his edible, thinking it would be “wearing off” by the time of the reception 🍾. Rookie mistake. He ended up on the dance floor, giving an impromptu solo performance 🎊 to “Bohemian Rhapsody” 🎶, complete with air guitar and interpretive dance moves. The bride’s side of the family still talks about it.

Then there’s Priya, who, at her uncle’s funeral 💀, became inexplicably obsessed with the sound of her own breathing 🫁. She spent the entire eulogy convinced that she was breathing too loudly and attempted to breathe 👃🏾 as quietly as possible, resulting in her holding her breath for so long that she nearly passed out.

The lesson 🎓? Know your limits before you find yourself turning “We Are the Champions” into a one-man rock opera 🎸 or practicing underwater breathing techniques in the middle of a eulogy.

Confess 💋 Your Sins: We’re All Friends Here 🫱

Alright, now that I’ve sufficiently embarrassed other people, it’s your turn ↩️. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever been high? I’m talking about the places where you look back and think, “How did I survive that?” Did you have to pretend to be normal at a PTA meeting 🧑‍🏫? Did you get the munchies during a silent meditation retreat 🧘? Or maybe you found yourself discussing the meaning of life with a stranger at a DMV line 🚗?

I want to hear 👂🏻 your wildest, funniest, and most absurd stories. Drop them in the comments ✍️, and let’s all collectively laugh at our past selves. Because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned, it’s that cannabis doesn’t just expand your mind 🧠—it expands your sense of humor too 😂.

Let’s Get Real 🙏🏻

Cannabis 🎄 brings people together—in the most bizarre situations possible. Whether you’re laughing through the embarrassment 🙀 or cringing at the memory, sharing these stories is cathartic. It’s a reminder that we’re all just human 🙆🏻‍♀️ beings trying (and sometimes failing) to keep our cool 🕶️.

So, let’s break the stigma one awkward story 💬 at a time. Drop your ‘WTF I got high there?!’ moment in the comments below 👇🏽. Who knows? Your confession might just be the one that makes someone else feel a little less alone.

What’s the weirdest place 🏬 you’ve ever been high, and how did you manage to keep it together 🧏… or did you? 🫣

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