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News Highlights🪧:
A writer ✍🏻 recounts hosting a regular book club where members replaced wine 🍷 with low‑dose THC drinks during the discussion, noting it shifted the group's energy—more chill, less chatty—as they tackled a bestseller 🎖️ reinterpretation of Huck Finn. popsugar.com
Lifestyle 🧘 blog Iris Aisle invites followers to join a Cannabis Book Club session reading Smoke Signals 🔹 on 4/20, paired with a homemade CBD beverage. irisaisle.com
Cannabis educator 🧑🌾 Tammy Pettigrew promotes her “Higher Learning Book Club,” designed to deepen readers’ knowledge 🤯 of cannabis history, policy, and culture through monthly selections and interactive Zoom 🔍. thecannabiscutie.com

Quick Read 📔:
📘 Elevated Literary Rituals: This cannabis book club fuses THC consumption with dense literary analysis, creating a psychoactive space 🌀 where narrative interpretation and euphoria coalesce.
📗 Strain-Literature Pairing Methodology: Members match cerebral cannabis strains 🌲 to canonical texts, using terpene profiles to amplify cognitive resonance and thematic immersion.
📕 Locomotive Symbolism: The group reveres famous trains 🚂 in literature, symbolizing narrative momentum and mind-altering travel, reinforced through curated strain-pairings.
📙 Cognitive Enhancement via Cannabis: Drawing from emerging neurocognitive studies, the club posits that cannabis can bolster divergent thinking, emotional nuance, and textual empathy 🧡.
📓 Subversive Satire & Intellectual Dissent: Internal debates between modernists and classicists are resolved through “Puff 💭 & Pivot” rituals—combining literary discourse with THC-induced diplomacy.

📚 The Book Club That Only Reads While High
In a smoky little corner of Brooklyn ☕—tucked between a vegan pho café and a tarot-reading barbershop—is a book club that turns every Tuesday evening 📖 into a hybrid of literary critique, existential musings, and cannabinoid-induced giggling fits. This isn’t your grandmother’s reading group (unless, of course, Nana’s into Trainspotting and trainspotting 🛤). This is “The Cannabook Club”—a gathering of intellectuals who firmly believe that every novel improves when you’re half a joint into an indica-dominant introspection 🧠.
Their motto?
“Lit 🔥 before literature!”
The High Up Origins of the Club 🏛
The club’s inception dates back to the pandemic era 📅, when Zoom fatigue and existential dread met head-on with the calming embrace of Blue Dream 🌌. A few Columbia MFA grads, mid-level cannabis marketers, and a rogue philosophy professor decided that if they were going to reread Dostoevsky, they’d at least do it with edibles 🍫. What began as a joke between friends has since flourished into a curated, cannabis-infused intellectual salon 🌿—where every book is chosen for its cerebral density and every strain for its terpene profile.
The club 👯♂️ employs a meticulous pairing methodology: for heavy, existential texts like The Brothers Karamazov, they recommend Northern Lights 💡 (“ideal for managing your spiritual crises without falling asleep”). For lighter fare like The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Sour Diesel keeps minds buoyant and ears perked 🔊.

A Sophisticated Symbiosis 🧪
Each session begins with what they call a “Mind Bloom Ceremony” 🌸—members light up while the moderator reads aloud the evening’s “activation paragraph,” often a dense or poetic passage designed to synchronize everyone’s cerebral frequencies 🎧. The result? Dialogue that oscillates between brilliant and bizarre. One evening’s conversation about Ulysses ended in a passionate debate over whether James Joyce would’ve been a dab guy or a hash enthusiast 🫧.
Their reading list has included 👇:
Gravity’s Rainbow (paired with Maui Wowie) 🏝️
Beloved (paired with Zkittlez) 🍬
Blood Meridian (paired with Durban Poison) ☣️
Infinite Jest (paired with Amnesia Haze) ♒️

Literature That Moves You 🚆
It’s no coincidence that this bibliophilic society also happens to be obsessed with trains 🛳—both literal and metaphorical. Why? According to Dr. Green Felon, a neuroscientist member of the club, the rhythm of a moving train mirrors the pacing of high-concentration literature 📐. “There’s something deeply meditative about the click-clack of tracks and the flow of Faulkner,” she says. “Both require surrender 🚉.”
As a nod 🙄 to this unusual fixation, the club occasionally hosts “Railway Read-Ins,” where members ride old Amtrak routes while reading aloud and passing around vape pens shaped like antique whistles 🎺. Their fascination with trains inspired the club’s rotating discussion segment called “The Canon Express”, where novels featuring famous locomotives are dissected with bong in hand 💨.
Below is a table honoring 10 of the most iconic and metaphorically rich trains featured in literature and popular culture:
🚂 Famous Train Name | 🧭 Origin | 📚 Associated Work | 🌿 Club-Paired Strain |
---|---|---|---|
Hogwarts Express 🧙♂️ | UK 🇬🇧 | Harry Potter Series | Pineapple Express 🍍 |
The Orient Express | Europe 🇪🇺 | Murder on the Orient Express | Trainwreck |
The Polar Express ❄️ | North Pole ⛄ | The Polar Express | Snowcap ❄️ |
The Night Mail ✉️ | UK 🇬🇧 | W.H. Auden Poem | Purple Urkle 💜 |
The Darjeeling Limited 🎩 | India 🇮🇳 | The Darjeeling Limited (Film) | Mango Kush 🥭 |
The Midnight Special 🌘 | USA 🇺🇸 | Folk song & prison lore | Northern Lights |
Snowpiercer 🧊 | Post-apocalyptic Earth 🧌 | Snowpiercer (Film/Graphic Novel) | Ice Cream Cake 🍰 |
Trans-Siberian Railway 🐻 | Russia 🇷🇺 | The Trans-Siberian Express | Russian Rocket Fuel 🚀 |
Bullet Train 💥 | Japan 🇯🇵 | Bullet Train (Novel & Film) | Lemon Skunk 🍋 |
The Little Engine That Could 🚞 | USA 🇺🇸 | The Little Engine That Could | Green Crack |

The Cannabook Club isn’t without its politics 🎭. Like any literary group, there are factions: the Cannabinoid Classicists, who believe no book post-1945 🪖 is worth reading; the Terpene Modernists, who match every scene’s emotional register to a new concentrate ; and the Satirical Dabbers, who show up only for graphic novels and giggle through Watchmen 🦸.
Disagreements are frequent, but unlike your average Facebook flame war, they’re resolved with a “Puff & Pivot” protocol 🔁—each person takes a hit, reframes their point using a quote from the text, and ends with a haiku 🎴. You haven't lived until you've heard a fully baked Marxist rewrite The Great Gatsby as a critique of NFT culture while hitting a watermelon-flavored disposable pen 🍉.
High-Minded Benefits and Neuro-Lit Literacy 🧬
The club isn’t just about vibes and vapor 💧. Emerging research from the Cannabis Cognition Collaborative suggests that moderate cannabis use can enhance divergent thinking, one of the primary components of creativity 🎨. Dr. Green Felon, mentioned earlier, insists that “while overuse may fragment attention, thoughtful strain pairing can expand associative thinking and empathy circuits—ideal for navigating complex literary landscapes” 🗺.
In other words, high reading isn’t just fun 💃🏼—it might be intellectually advantageous. Particularly when applied to postmodern texts where linear logic breaks down and multiple interpretations are not just accepted, but necessary 🧩.

Footnotes 🖋
The Cannabook Club a literary revolution or just a bunch of potheads overanalyzing Proust while eating too many rosemary truffle chips? 🍟 Maybe both. But in an age where dopamine doomscrolling has eclipsed quiet contemplation 📱, perhaps any method that brings people back to literature deserves applause—and a slow clap with resin-sticky fingers 👏.
They’re currently considering expanding their chapters beyond Brooklyn 🍕—one rumor even mentions a Santa Fe outpost that will feature cowboy poetry and pre-rolls shaped like lassos 🤠. Their future is as hazy and heady as the sessions they host.
Would you join a book club 🏢 where every plot twist was enhanced by terpenes and the only rule was: Don’t dog-ear 🐶👂🏾 the joints?
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